A lot of tight, exciting games today. You won’t want to miss these!
Interleague play continues with a sizzle, just below the fold…
A light menu of games today, but plenty of action to enjoy. You won’t want to miss this!
Scores are yours, just a click away…
The Jackson Hammerheads added another famous face to their organization this week. On Saturday, the team announced that it was hiring former White House press secretary Sean Spicer to serve as their public address announcer. Spicer replaces Ricky Widmer, who left the team last month to focus on running his family’s catfish farm.
“Anyone who’s been watching the news knows that Sean was looking for a job,” said Hammerheads owner/whiz-kid GM Steven Butler. “And we had an opening over here. So I reached out to him, more or less as a joke. But to my surprise, he wrote back and expressed interest, so he came down to talk about it. A couple hours and several beers later, we had a deal.”
“Honestly, this is kind of a dream job for me,” said Spicer. “I love baseball; I grew up rooting for the Red Sox. And right now, I’m happy for a job that’s a little less stressful and lower-profile. Melissa McCarthy doesn’t go on SNL to make fun of Jackson’s PA guy. This gives me some time to get relax and think about where I want to go next.”
Butler said that he’d toyed with the idea of not announcing the hiring. “I thought about just having Sean show up and start doing it. Our fans would say to themselves, ‘Hmm, that guy sure sounds familiar.’ And then just wait to see how long it took for people to figure it out.”
Asked about the Hammerheads’ double-digit deficit in the Eastern division, Spicer grew irate. “Any statements to that effect are simply false,” he snapped at reporters. “The Jackson Hammerheads have the largest division lead any team has ever had, period, both in America and around the globe. These attempts to lessen the enthusiasm of Hammerheads fans for the season are shameful and wrong. I fully intend to hold the press accountable for their campaign of misinformation.”
Spicer’s new job didn’t escape the attention of the president, who reacted to the news in a Sunday-morning tweetstorm. “Big step down for Sean Spicer to join the failing Jackson Hammerheads. Sad!” the president tweeted. “If he wants to make baseball great again, should have joined the Knoxville Smokies with my good friend Snuff Wallace. A great American!”
Today’s scores, right below the fold!
Our feature game today is a little unexpected, but worth your time. Onward!
Quick-hit scores, just below the fold!
The Patriot League is the hottest spot north of Havana. Click on and find out why!